THIS IS JUST THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
I want to do things with my life but I also want to bury myself in a forest and let the moss grow over me so where does that leave us
when the teacher’s passing out a test the whole class knows they’re gonna fail
woah that is not enough whipped cream. you need to add enough so that its screams can be drowned out so that no one can hear it. If you haven’t used an entire bowl of miracle whip you aren’t doing it right.
Miracle whip? Isn’t that the stuff you put on sandwiches?
The fuck. I fucked up I fucked iup I fkcued up shit I meant cool whip I fucked up god damn it don’t put mayonnaise on your bmp pumpkin pie kids not unless you want children to scream in anguish at a movie theater during your favorite part in the movie
this is the most american post